So my friend sent me a Valentine’s Day card. On the front is a black and white photo of a woman c. 1955 and the caption above her says “Valentine’s Day is crap. I don’t need a man around to validate my worth as a woman.” Fair enough.

I open it up. Inside: “I need a man around to pay for stuff.”

Now understand. I don’t take relationships lightly and I don’t date people for their money.

That said….

Awesome.