So I was cruising online tonight, just sex, nothing major. And I saw this ad for "submissive male seeking dominant female". I passed it up because, to be honest, I'm tired of doing so much work. Sure I HAVE a whip, but really it's nice on occasion when I'm slaying dragons at work all day to just have someone else take some initiative. I'm pretty hot on my own--surely you don't need me to abuse you into getting off. Not that I don't like games; I don't mean to leave that impression. I'm just a little tired of making that much effort lately, particularly following a labor-intensive, boundary-limited friendship that ended not long ago and which I do not aim to repeat.

So anyway, I went back to the ad just out of curiosity, and because I do like games that much. So it turned out it was just some guy "not into pain" who basically wanted to be, well, a reasonably considerate lover. News flash: pleasing your woman does not make you submissive, and eating pussy doesn't make you one. Pain, on the other hand: now you're talking power plays and submission. Who lets these people breed anyway?