I’m so excited. There is actually someone on match who seems to already know how to dress himself—no small feat where I live--, is cute, articulate, can communicate what he wants in a way that seems to say he’ll appreciate it when he finds it, and is divorced not a NBM (never been married, which I have learned is the key to cluelessness in 30-something men). This is delicious.

The only problem? He has “Long Hair” listed as a turn-off. For those of you who don’t know, match has a list you can check off items for, as turn-ons or turn-offs. Long Hair is his only listed turn-off so I’m thinking it might be rather an important one…and of course I have long hair. Hmm. And my photos online are quite modest compared to what you get in person, which is partly so I don’t get people who just want some nice ass and partly so people get a nice surprise when I walk in the door. But I have long hair. It would be such a freaking shame if this became the reason we didn’t meet. I’ll keep you apprised. Maybe he meant like super long hair that isn’t groomed. I can’t wait to find out.

Anyway, I hope something works out. He seems like a definite lover of life, has some money so that would be one less stress in getting to know him, isn’t a totally scary sign (ok he’s a Pisces but they either are a complete mess upfront and easy to peg, or prove to be flexible enough for the ridiculous likes of me), and is in pretty good shape. Also he’s bald and I have to tell you, now that I’ve dated 2 bald men both of whom I’ve been very fond of, I sort of miss them. Not that I don’t like a good head of hair, but I like a man who can make a bald head sexy. It requires a little effort in a way that having hair doesn’t, and around these parts where men never even learn how to tie their shoes properly or the sexiness of a button-down shirt, it’s nice to see efforts being made.

You go guys!